So, This is me.
This is me trying to play the guitar.
I have started learning how to play the guitar. It is a lot of fun, I have gotten no where yet but I aim to improve as much as I can so that I can play cool songs and stuff.
At the moment, I can't strum, I can't play any songs and I'm pretty sure everything I do is impeccably incorrect.
But the one thing that I can not understand at all, is chords! It's ridiculous! I've been following books and such, but I think that to be a guitarist you need massive hands or explosively long fingers!
This is apparently a C-chord? But in real life... this is impossible!!!! My fingers only stretch so far, I can't rip them into strips just to get them on the right places on a guitar!!! I mean... C'mon!
I want hands like this....
It will solve all of my guitar-related problems. Won't have a problem reaching any strings or frets with these babies!!!!
So now you know! You know that I won't be a rockstar anytime soon, or even decently good at playing the guitar anytime soon!
Rockstar dream- SLASHED!!!!!