Drowning in Unreality...

Okay, so I watch movies like anyone else, I go to the cinema and watch them or watch them at home on TV, you know the usual. But whenever I watch them, I get drawn into them so much, that I then think that's my life. And I act out the movie, thinking that's my life. It is quite awful. It usually goes something like this...

So someone will recommend a movie or a TV show which they think that I should watch. So out of courtesy, I usually watch it. 

And sometimes, I get drawn into it a bit too much...

And then other stuff happens. For example, I went to go watch The Avengers the other day. And I came out of the movie theater thinking that I was a superhero! 

 I was helping friends cross the road and avoid puddles all in the name of justice! It was really quite embarrassing for them, but I was so into the part that I was oblivious to any embarrassment that it might have caused. I was having the time of my life being a superhero!

In my mind, I was an actual superhero fighting crime over-looking my safe neighborhood. Until reality strikes and I jump off the couch, all ready for taking off in flight when...

I realize that I'm not a superhero after all... and I've just bumped my head.

I also went to  go watch The Hunger Games, and the same thing happened! 

Coming out of the movie theater, I was running around, dodging "arrows", hiding in the bushes! Mind you, it was quite hilarious and fun! 

Until I realize that my shot isn't and will never be as good as Katniss' and I am not in the Hunger Games!

And my furniture gets ruined! And I now I know that I took it a bit too far... Just slightly! 

And my face is like this forever because the next day, I talk to my friend and the conversation goes like this...

"Where have you been?" I hear you ask...

So, if any of you have wondered where I have been all Summer that has stopped me from releasing bundles of virtual joy in the form of blog posts, all shall be explained...

I have been out. I have been away. I have been exploring the world. Being an adventurer... a pioneer...

On my turismo, I found America...

I was in the hot, sweltering sun being a camp counselor. I welcomed the campers to weeks of outdoor fun, a venture to dive into the natural world. Kids indulged in ice-cream and mud fights and slime wars while I joined in with competitive lightening- that's right! I wasn't going down easy. I even have an award-winning dive down the jumping castle slide- that would leave any 6-year-old to shame!

During our weeks we...

Went canoeing in a fast and furious fashion, seriously... I could have been racing Nascars with my canoe! 

Did archery, Katniss has nothing on me! I would savage them all up in the Hunger Games! With the wind flying through my hair, the sunlight glowing on my bow- it shined with a golden glimmer- as I released my fingertips to allow a soaring bow to throttle to the bulls-eye of my target and within a millisecond you have instant respect from the campers. 

We sat by a campfire and in a conventional manner- roasted marshmallows, cooked over the fire, sang songs- all that you would expect with a fire at a summer camp. But nobody mentions the additional watery eyes, battles with the overwhelming smoke-induced cough and getting all your clothes smelling like campfire that comes with the territory of erecting a perfect log-cabin or tepee fire.

I also wrestled bears like a gladiator! That bear didn't know what was coming! 

So, after all the camping fun it was time to return home and now I just don't know what to do with myself! I went from having dozens of people surround me all the time, to sitting in the corner of the room all by myself!

So until I realize what I am doing with my life, I will be sitting like this, in the corner of my room! Frantically waiting for another summer at camp! 

I am back!

Welcome Back!

I went away. And have been away for a while, I was on adventures that I will disclose shortly, but be not afraid, I am now back! I promise! It's me right here! So welcome back! 

Stay tuned for new blogs because I've had withdrawal symptoms being away so now I am back and will stay back. It's good to see you all again! I've missed you. 

Come back to read new blogs! 

Still no time for anything fun...

So, I am still very busy to write a good, interesting, funny blog. But I feel bad for not posting. So, before I posted a picture of an orange. I felt that you might have been getting slightly bored of staring at the orange, even though it looked like a really tasty orange! I figured you might have wanted a new picture to stare at before I post a new blog, so here we go... A picture of a sweltering, hot, 'orange' sun!!!

Enjoy!

No time for anything fun...

I currently have exams and therefore haven't found the time to publish any recent blogs, which really sucks! But the good news is that I am building up a whole library of ideas for new blogs which will be coming out as soon as my exams decide to leave me alone! So, check back soon to see if I have found the time to do something fun like write a new blog post!

In the meantime, enjoy this picture of an orange... (I like it!)

I was going to upload a sneak preview of a picture from a soon-to-come blog, but then decided that the orange was good enough :)

Enjoy the orange!

Picture of a public toilet!

So, I drew a picture of a public toilet which I really like. I really think it captures the essence of a public toilet (that you don't want to use). But I couldn't think of a story to go with it, so I just decided to post the picture... So, here it is:

I think that looks like a really gross public toilet. And then when I thought of using a public toilet like that... my face was all:

So, there it is. My pretty amazing picture of a public toilet...

That is all. 

Gym... it's a crazy place.

The other day, I went to the gym like I normally do and while I was working out I was looking at other who decided to workout too. Like most other girls, I would change too many things about the way I look; but as I was looking around the gym, I noticed that I wasn't the only one glancing around...

I guess we are all the same...